You ever sit and think about how everybody poops? And I don't mean this in some inspirational form- I mean it like literally everybody poops.
The Queen of England takes shits. At some point in her life Elizabeth has had explosive diarrhea. So has Angelina Jolie. So has Chris Pratt. They've all had some rank ass turds slide out of their bootyhole at some point. Yeah, they've honked out a few dirt snakes in their lives. Just like me and you.
Everyone you idolize, lust after, appreciate... celebrity or not- has done # 2, went poopoo, gone boomboom, dropped the kids off at the pool, pinched a loaf, tested the plumbing, dropped a deuce, went on a poopscapade, dropped anchor, crafted a fudge pop, blasted a dookie, took the browns to the superbowl, unloaded some timber, went to see a man about a horse.... Would you believe I'm nowhere near being out of poop euphemisms?
Also, yes. This entire thing was a poop thought in Walmart. You're welcome.